By- Michael Laurie
From- upi.com

So I'm sure we've all heard of constructive criticism. But in Tucson, Arizona, an elementary school teacher is going with a newly developed method of constructive insults. As a teacher, one will hear every kind of excuse in the world to why that pupil did not turn in the assigned material, anywhere from the dog getting hungry to a fire burning down the entire house with the homework along with it. So to award a certain student in an Arizona elementary school, this teacher awarded 8 year-old Cassandra Garcia the Catastrophe Award, for most excuses for not having homework. The parents aren't happy, and the school has no comment. Who would've guessed. To read more on this hilarious display of child embarrassment, follow up on the story here.